I wouldn’t have expected to come across a tribute to our worthy profession in a novel about the navy in the second world war. But this morning I did. And it tickled my fancy, as they say. So faithfully retyped here for your delectation is the world of advertising according to Nicholas Monsarrat:
He met, in the Café Royal, a man who had been, for a brief and inglorious period, his employer in an advertising agency in London. Lockhart had taken on the job, some time in the middle ‘thirties, when he was broke – indeed, he would scarcely have considered it in any other circumstances, so foolish and irksome was it from the very beginning. His work consisted of writing advertising copy in praise of food: in outlining the style to be aimed at, his employer, a large fat man by the name of Hamshaw, tried to communicate his own sense of mission, and was clearly taken aback by Lockhart’s somewhat frivolous approach. Matters proceeded uneasily for some months: more and more of Lockhart’s stuff was returned to him, marked “too harsh”, “too stiff”, “a softer approach, please”, once even “the reference to saliva is indelicate”. There came a day when Lockhart’s projected phrase to round off a dog-biscuit advertisement: “Dogs Like ‘Em”, was rejected in favour of “No more toothsome morsel has ever been offered to the canine world”, and he knew that, broke or not, his patience was exhausted.