large left luggage
Wednesday, March 25th, 2009On the train from Aberdeen to Edinburgh yesterday and this particular train conductor seemed to have a bit of a luggage fixation. Not in the sense of stroking a nice looking suitcase or drooling over a Louis Vuitton. No, this lady had a terror that the train would be drowned in over-sized luggage.
She made two announcements, one before the train set off and one after, explaining where varying sizes of luggage should be left. And to avoid catastrophe, two seats had been “uplifted” in the middle carriage to cater for “very large items”.
I could ill resist the temptation to ask her, when she came for my ticket, whether any very large items were expected. I shouldn’t have. She spoke for quite a while about how these trains lacked storage space and you got buggies and now that the summer was approaching, golf clubs and there just wasn’t the space to store them. And you didn’t want to block the doorways as this would be a safety hazard. All very admirable.
I was slightly disappointed that we weren’t expecting a small travelling circus to join the train at Arbroath. Maybe next time.
Now I don’t make a habit of reading children’s books. (Unless I’m reading to children of course.) But a 15 year old recommended this in a drugs group at the start of the year and I thought I might take a look.


