November is no more.
It’s Movember for real men and it’s an excuse to grow a moustache
and raise money for Testicular Cancer.
It all started so innocently. “It’s Movember, shall we grow some tashes?”
From that mo-ment we were off growing facial hair.
Mr Guy Vickertash got right into it, going straight for a neat handle-bar (which suited him in a strange way).
I went for the cheating beard option, I had too many nights out with my wife and she was never going to be seen with me fully tashed-up.
I wasn’t the only one, the agency started to look like a turn of the century fishquay.
I know we’re in Leith but it was going crackers.
We all had 3 weeks of intense growing before the end of month barge party.
No agency has ever had so many men trimming, scrubbing and moisturising at once.
The end of Movember was going to be different.
Thursday 27th Movember.
Tonight was the night beards were no Mo. It was time to trim. I went for an eighties salesman sort of look. It was a bit special until the next morning.
Friday 28th Movember
Oh dear, it’s time to get the train and I look a bit of a tool. Not dashing, handsome or funky, just a bit of a knacker.
Nevermind a few dodgy looks later I was at work.
The Studio, Creative and Production were all represented by fantastic facial efforts.
Inspiration had been taken from all over the place, from U2’s the Edge to some bloke who fights Indiana Jones in Raiders Of The Lost Ark.
Not wanting to leave anyone out Guy had customed a fine range of Mo’s that people could buy.
How could we fail, facial hair, fake Mo’s and a collection bucket. If only work and meetings would go away we could get the full charity plan into action.
Loads of people took a tash and donated cash. Steve Johnstone, our Studio Manager got himself sponsored and raised a good 40 odd quid himself. In total we raised £223 for (Testicular) Cancer Research.
The night itself was a hit. There was a tash themed music playlist and a lot of booze to get through.
We also had a best Mo Competition which was named Man Of The Mo. It was a simple competition, vote for your best real tash. Here are the results:
1st Andrew ‘Chopper’ Thorne
2nd Grant ‘The bloke from the Indiana Jones fight scene’ Byrne
3rd Steve ‘Lemmy’ Johnstone.
It was a cracking day and everyone looked very dapper with both real and fake Mo’s.
Here’s to next Movember.
I think I’ll avoid the Eighties salesman Mo though.