A ‘Hat Prophet and Visionary’?

Surely, you’re referring there to the master milliner Philip Treacy are you not?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Treacy

Totally unfair as I was just following orders.

You have a long and distinguished career as a journalist ahead of you after your illustrious advertising career comes to an unseemly and painful end Phil.

And just for the record. They were four Megs and we got them compressed to one. But everbody had dial up in those days and it just goes to show hat prophets and visionaries are often overlooked in their own time.

That’s Coulter stuffed then!